Tuesday, 20 March 2007

A trip down memory lane



I was fortunate enough not only to have the luxury of a day off today, but also the privilege of a hire car at my disposal in order that I could drive to the Walsall hotel room from where I'm writing this, ahead of an early start at RAC Towers tomorrow morning.

Not, of course, that there's too much excitement in merely driving to the West Midlands - but, with time on my side, it meant that I could set off a little earlier than usual and have a bit of a day out somewhere.

I had planned to visit Stratford Upon Avon, but I couldn't leave Norwich early enough in the end to do the birthplace of Shakespeare justice (I've never been, but I'm guessing it deserves a bit of exploring rather than a flying visit).

Instead, I ended up somewhere I have spent significant time in recent years, namely the beautiful village of Newnham on Severn in Gloucestershire.

As the name implies, it is set upon the western banks of the River Severn, a water famous for a naturally occuring phenomena known as the "Severn Bore" - a tidal wave (literally) that sweeps up river as the tide swells in the Severn estuary, which incidentally has the second highest tidal range in the world.

It really is quite a sight, with the banks of the river thronged with onlookers, and the river itself attracting daring surfers who attempt to ride the wave as it surges past.

Today, I was lucky enought to be there in the evening for what was predicted to be the second most powerful bore of the year, and quite a sight it was, despite viewing it in the dark - most atmospheric. And a sizeable wave, too - the surfers weren't disappointed - well, except those who buggered off their boards the moment the wave reached them!

My camera wasn't able to do tonight's bore justice given the failing light, but I post a couple of examples of the bore in all its glory beneath. Plus you can click here for more information on today's bore...










Prior to the pleasures of standing round in the dark and freezing cold on a river bank with other hardy, like-minded souls, I had the time to take a wander round the village, visiting some of my favourite spots.

I have an especially great affection for St Peter's church in Newnham, where I spent some very pleasant summer's days a couple of years back, helping run the church summer school. I found this to be a very rewarding experience, amongst many I experienced in Newnham.

The church and its grounds are a beautiful, tranquil place, with amazing views high up over the river, and it was a really peaceful way to spend a sunny, if wintry, afternoon.

Fond memories and reminiscences indeed. It felt weird to be back there, but sentimentality won the day, and I'm glad it did...




Monday, 12 February 2007

Farewell, Pigeon


I felt somewhat emotional on Sunday morning. The unimaginable had slowly, almost unbelievably unfolded before my eyes as I watched Sky Sports from the early hours - England won the Commonwealth Bank one-day series Down Under.

This was a remarkable achievement, for so many reasons. Firstly, when it comes to the one-day version of the game of cricket, England tend to suck, and have done for quite some time now.

Secondly, in terms of on-field successes on this long tour of Australia - well, there haven't been any. Suggest to anyone with an appreciation of cricket but one week ago that we would have pulled off a 2-0 victory in the final of this series, and you would have been looked at as if you had two heads.

Thirdly, we were playing the best side on this planet, in their own back-yard, with what was arguably an under-strength side of our own.

Fabulous times. It feels like ages ago that I turned up at the Gabba in Brisbane for the first test, eagerly anticipating something resembling a defence of our Ashes crown. Alas, it was not meant to be. But it made me smile to see the Barmy Army hardcore, Jimmy (pictured) et al, bouncing around in the rain at Sydney on Sunday morning. The best fans in the world (not to mention the most resilient)? Of that, there is no doubt.

I'm not going to start getting carried away about how this may bolster our chances of success in the Caribbean during March/April's World Cup, but I'm sure pleased that we leave Australia with some measure of pride intact.

In closing, thank you, too, to Aussie stalwart bowler Glenn "Pigeon" McGrath, the man England fans love to hate, for providing me with some hilarious moments in his penultimate international game in Australia, as he prepares for retirement. Best of all were the dropped dolly of a catch that effectively gifted the first match of the final to England, plus his masterclass in fielding the ball with his head when attempting a stumping. Priceless :-) We'll miss you, Glenn, though perhaps not your bowling figures against England...

Here's a couple of funnies to finish with: Sri Lankan wicket-keeper Kumar Sangakkara with some top-notch sledging in the world cup in South Africa, 2003, plus that old tart Mark Nicholas - professionalism (some might say cheese!) personified, he can't even bring himself to drop the theatrics for two half-cut lads' home video.

Wonderful viewing!



Monday, 5 February 2007

The roof of Africa



I had originally intended to further indulge my passion for watching the England cricket team overseas in Feb/March 2008, on their tour of New Zealand. However, I have recently decided to scrap those plans, and do something somewhat different with my time instead (bit of an understatement? I'll leave you to judge!)

In exactly a year's time from today, I will just have finished a climb to the highest point on the African continent, the summit of Mt Kilimanjaro in Tanzania. It's going to be exhausting, hard yards, but I've got this feeling that it may turn out to be the best experience of my life to date, God willing :-)

Why am I doing this? Well, principally to raise money for Scope, the cerebral palsy charity, who are committed to achieving equality for disabled people - a worthwhile cause if ever there was one.

If I am allowed a bit of self-indulgence too, I will then take time after the climb (and descent!) to do some exploring in Uganda and Rwanda, something I've been wanting to do for some time now, but haven't quite got round to yet.

All that remains now is the small matter of raising £3000 between now and November in order to qualify myself for the climb (gulp). However, I'm sure I have enough friends and contacts to make this happen, although not without a lot of determination and commitment on my part.

Should you like to contribute to the cause, please leave a note in the comments section of this post with an email address, and I'll be in touch...your kind donation, no matter how big or small, will be hugely appreciated by many people, of that you can be sure.

I'll keep you all updated with progress towards my target right here on the blog.

To close, a declaration from a lady called Maureen Gaunt, who has made the epic climb for Scope already:

"To climb to the roof of Africa is the most overwhelming, emotional and physical achievement of my life.

"It will never be forgotten."


Tuesday, 30 January 2007

It's like that

A little known fact about yours truly (even amongst some of the people closest to me) is that I have always had an appreciation and fondness for hip-hop music.

Right now I'm experiencing a real resurgence in my love of the genre and am actively getting right back into it - buying CD's a-plenty, and really enjoying listening to the music.

One artist I'm particularly impressed with just now is 22-year old east London rapper "Plan B" (real name Ben Drew). His debut album "Who Needs Actions When You've Got Words" was released in June last year to much critical acclaim, and it's fantastic.

He's touring this year, playing Norwich Waterfront on Feb 14th - I've got tickets, and can't wait!

Click here to check out Plan B's official (not to mention impressive) site.

Also, check out the video to the excellent track "No Good" beneath; if you're not feeling the tune itself, you may just admire the state-of-the-art "stop-motion" film technique that the video employs...

Sunday, 28 January 2007

A fare deal?




Working as a press officer for a large motoring organisation as I do, I observe with interest the ongoing developments in the government’s policy on transport. At the present time, I am drawn to the proposed ramping-up of road charging (more toll roads, pay-per-mile driving etc) in the UK, of particular interest as it is one of the hottest motoring topics of the moment.

The strategy behind introducing such measures, of course, is to try to solve the problem of chronic overcrowding on this small island nation’s roads (there are 39 million vehicles in the UK at the last count, and rising). The theory is that, by hitting motorists in the pocket each time they drive, it will force people into contemplating whether their journey is absolutely essential, or perhaps whether public transport could be used as an alternative.

In the case of the latter, this would directly address the overcrowding issue (just look at how many cars are occupied by just one person next time you’re out in rush hour), not to mention make valuable inroads into the threat to the environment caused by vehicle emissions.

However, as we all know, public transport as it stands in the UK is, for many people’s needs, a totally unviable option. Poor coverage (you should try getting a bus to see my grandma in her village a mere 13 miles from Norwich) and ludicrously high fares are real barriers to the average citizen leaving their vehicle at home in favour of the bus or the train. Travel to most any country outside of Great Britain, and one is often stunned by how much cheaper a far better service is than back at home. The transport system in New Delhi certainly wins hands down when compared with the my local rail operator, One Railway, who provide a disgraceful service.

Looking at rail fares in particular, what steps can be taken to reduce them? Well, one important measure is to make sure that everybody who travels on a train actually buys a ticket, meaning that train operating companies ensure they have the best chance of covering their operating costs, and are at least in a position whether to consider to give some of their money back, effectively. Whether they do or not is, of course, an entirely different matter. (The fact that train fares are, arguably, so high in the first place due to a combination of a post-British Rail cartel of money-grabbing private operators and a fundamentally weak, roll-over-and-tickle-my-belly approach from the government to awarding franchises is a discussion for another day).

It’s called “revenue protection” in the trade, and it is the job of the on-train conductor to ensure that each and every person has paid for the right to be sat on the train.

It came as rather a surprise to me today, therefore, that on my journey to Blackpool to watch Norwich play in the FA Cup, I was able to travel from Norwich to London, and then from the capital to Rugby (Warwickshire) before I first saw a conductor, let alone was asked to show my ticket. Were I unscrupulous enough to consider fare-dodging, on the journey described I would have saved myself the not-inconsiderable sum of £151.00 (based on a open first class single fare), incidentally.

Hmmmm.

On a different note, by the time most people read this Norwich City fans will either be celebrating the prospect a rare appearance in the 5th round of the FA Cup, or nursing their wounded pride after being unceremoniously dumped out by a team from a lower division. I haven’t been travelling in high hopes, I’ll be honest.

To distract myself from my feelings of impending doom, along with reading the Independent and listening east London rapper Plan B’s excellent debut album “Who Needs Actions When You’ve Got Words”, I have been counting how many major football grounds I can see from the window of my Virgin train on the journey between London Euston and Preston, where I change trains.

So far, I’ve clocked up Wembley, Northampton Town’s Sixfields ground, and Birmingham City’s St. Andrews. There’s Crewe Alexandra’s Gresty Road to come and I think that I’ll be able to spy Wigan’s JJB Stadium too, if my memory of this route serves me correctly. Ooh, and as we speak, looking to my left as we crawl through the eyesore that is Wolverhampton, I’ve just spied Molineux. However, I’ve a suspicion that I might have been too busy typing to give myself a chance of catching a glimpse of West Brom’s Hawthorns a few minutes ago…

Er, I’ll get my coat… :-)

Postscript: I’m posting this Sunday after all, as I didn’t find an internet connection in Blackpool. City escaped with a draw - phew. Hopefully the quality will tell at home in the replay, and we’ll reach the last 16 of the cup - we‘re in the hat for tomorrow‘s draw, at least. Today, my train ticket was first inspected just after leaving Crewe, so I wouldn’t have been quite so well off if I’d fare-dodged in this instance - a first class single costing for this journey costing only a £37.00. Peanuts, clearly (I wish)…..

PPS: It's Monday, and the draw has just been made live on the BBC. If we can beat Blackpool, we get to play....(drum roll).....Chelsea away!

I knew it all along - Norwich's name is on the cup! :-)

Friday, 26 January 2007

The moral of the story?

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.

"Not very long," answered the Mexican.

"But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.

The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, play the guitar, and sing a few songs...I have a full life."

The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard, and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

"And after that?" asked the Mexican.

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City , Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.

"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.

"And after that?"

"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!"

"Millions? Really? And after that?" said the Mexican.

"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings doing what you like and enjoying your friends."

The moral of the story?

Know where you're going in life...you just might already be there...

Monday, 22 January 2007

Of national importance?



I have a confession to make, yet one I’m extremely comfortable with if I‘m honest - I loathe the TV show Big Brother with a passion. I can think of few ways I’d less rather spend any of my (rare) free time than to watch a group of largely mindless individuals whiling away hour after hour doing nothing of any use, interspersed with inane “entertaining tasks” set by the show’s producers, and garnished with a never-ending stream of verbal diarrhoea from said inhabitants. I would be disappointed if, in the general course of events, I genuinely couldn’t find a better way to entertain myself for an hour or so. But, hey, each to their own.

However, I surprised myself this weekend - for once, Big Brother started to fascinate me. Taking a keen interest in the media as I do, I found it incredibly interesting to see the whole charade pan out as it did across the newspapers and TV, as in fact it still is. I noticed on the front page of one of the tabloids today the call from the paper for Channel 4 “chiefs” (good tabloid word, that!) to resign, presumably because of the apparent sin they have committed in allowing Jade Goody not only to reappear on our screens, but to be allowed to behave deplorably in the process.

Absolutely priceless!

For me, there is a delicious irony in the media rounding so fiercely on Ms Goody as it is presently doing. She is an entity that was entirely created by the media in the first place - somebody who is on telly simply (no pun intended) because she was once on telly - a remarkable feat in itself. Moreover, however, Jade has served the creator of her Frankenstein’s monster of a celebrity very well, providing it with a wealth of absurdly hilarious moments over the years - not to mention some distinctly less-savoury ones - contributing to thousands of column inches that, in dubious honour to her, have practically written themselves, plus soaring viewing figures, most notably for the show that propelled her into the nation’s psyche in the first place. A journalist’s dream, that Jade lass.

But in the twisted media circus we must unfortunately suffer in these fair isles, there is no room for sentiment. Jade has served her purpose - and is now serving it again, albeit for different reasons. From the tabloid press to the broadsheets to the internet to television, Jade is once again headline news in a nation where sensationalist attitudes are both fed and encouraged by the media, and the journey from hero to zero can be over as quickly as the time it takes to pop to the newsagents to buy a copy of the Sun.

In my opinion, the issue isn’t racism here, though I feel that Jade’s bullying of a woman who dared not to conform to an existence she can comprehend saw her use totally inappropriate phraseology - referring to someone as “Poppadum” is as pig-ignorant as the French referring to the British as “Johnny Roast Beef“, and us calling them “Frogs“ in return. No, the worrying thing is that Jade Goody is far from a lone agent - she is merely the most famous, not to mention most visible example (thanks to the media) of a despicable one-eyed attitude that pervades large swathes of our society.

Ours is a society that is often far too ready to take an insular view of the world around us, and the different peoples that inhabit this small planet. We are scared by what we don’t know, or find unfamiliar, and instead of trying to educate ourselves, we often simply close our minds and condemn people and cultures as “bad” or “not right”. Rarely, however, is introspection a talent that we master; rather than reviewing our own behaviours and gaps in our understanding, often we instead try to delegate our own ignorance by offensively casting misinformed judgements about issues that, in reality, we're not really qualified to mouth off about. This is failing which is ultimately our personal moral duty to put right, or at least try to. Does travel broaden the mind? You betcha.

How can we be proud of our nation when we tolerate such attitudes? Jade’s ill-informed views and, frankly, total inability to embrace somebody else’s culture if it doesn’t fit in with the rules of life in Basildon is a sad indictment on modern life, especially in a day and age when ignorance of other cultures, nationalities and religions is pushing the world closer and closer towards self-destruction as each day passes. But she is clearly not alone in living in an ignorance-is-bliss, “not in my back yard”, “send them all back” state of mind. Far from it.

This will continue to be an issue for as long as I’m alive, I’m sure, though perhaps we’ll be spared having to suffer it again with Channel 4 acting as facilitator/mouthpiece for the diatribe of a stunningly under-educated loudmouth and her cronies. Indeed, if the nation, having just successfully voted in what effectively proved to be an impromptu referendum on the nation’s tolerance of racist attitudes, chooses to cease to watch the televisual garbage that is Big Brother altogether, then there would be no show, and therefore zilch media interest, and we could all get back to reading about something more meaningful in the papers.

The time saved, might I suggest, could perhaps be re-invested in educating ourselves about the world around us; if we do, and do it at every opportunity, then perhaps one day this beautiful planet of ours will become a far more peaceful place upon which to live.